Star Quark Enterprises would like to announce that the new planet your world has "discovered" is in fact a water covered world and would be suitable for human habitation "in the near future". We have manufactured this planet for you and have placed it in an appropriate orbit for your future habitation. It is not quite ready because it is currently undergoing beta testing for life compatibility (orbit stability, atmospheric equilibrium and magnetic field density testing for low probability high energy cosmic ray protection).SQE is happy to announce that the planet will be ready for your occupation at about the same time your civilisation develops the appropriate transport technology to get there in a meaningfully short period of time, in a couple of thousand years time. We are aware of your self destructive nature and have made provision for the set-backs your species is expected to experience before this threshold point is reached. We know that besides technology development it also includes personal development and emotional maturity as a species. We would like to wish you peace and prosperity for the next two millennium celebrations before we meet. We look forward to welcoming you to the greater galactic community then.
Bes
t wishes,Obsidian & Schrodinger
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