SQE apologises for UFO sightings

The government is confused. They think they saw something but they are not sure. According to this report: Minister warned over 'UK Roswell', banana skins have been laid out all over the UK for high ranking government representatives to slip on.

Astoundingly accurate sketches have been released of real authentic UFO's showing their flashing blue lights. Obsidian and Ted are happy to know that images of their own starship were not found in these secret files. Some aliens are a little careless and this sometimes leads to unnecessary panic on planets that should be protected from these outside influences.

The representatives of Star Quark Enterprises would like to apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.